About Whip That Sissy!(tm)

A Versatile Entertainer

Event Consultation - Cha-Ching!

A Versatile Entertainer

Comedic Consultant, DJ-PM (Percolaor-MichaEL since 1992 Chicago-Detroit), Master of Ceremonies, since if people are not dancing or having laughs or fun it is boring for the Maestro, Improviser, and Wizard — Whip That Sissy.!(tm) is and has been siempre L'chaim of the party or sporting event. A member of the International Performers Union Guild, Aes Sedai, T E N Shekel, W A R, and We Paid for This, as well as close ties to his Local Teamsters Brotherhood - neigh - WTS has received accolades from both party-goers and professional groups alike for decades.

A Proven Track Record

Event Consultation - Cha-Ching!

A Versatile Entertainer

With clients including Billionaires & Millionaires, hoedowns, wedding receptions and local private parties, Whip That Sissy! 's high-energy interactive Entertainment is sure to bring — not just fun — butt PROfessionalism and 31 years experience to your event or boardroom shindig, $porting event, Bar Mitzvah's. Also Ordained - Legally as a Corporation $ole at age 21, is willing and able for any and all types of marriage ceremonies wherever/whenever the gelt is available.  Member of the Federalist Party, if it comes to that. 


Event Consultation - Cha-Ching!

Event Consultation - Cha-Ching!

Event Consultation - Cha-Ching!

Schedule an event consultation with Whip That Sissy, if you dare and are wealthy enough and pay in cash, gold or silver. Together, we can figure out your entertainment needs. You will also get tips on what to do to make your event shimmer, and Silver-Laced Protexia that you nor your net worth simply do not have access to B'Shamayim. WTS can give you a heads up on what planning pitfalls to avoid in a matter of minutes and with a couple of snaps in a circle! 

Say Shalom, especially on the Sabbath

You live in fear, This form shall stay empty?

Shma Israel YHVH Elohanu Tzadekeanu ECHAD

I'm lonely sometimes. Please call or write to me here. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Oh yea plus I have 14 fosters, 12 sons, 2 daughter$, 5 grandchildren, 2 grand-pups.  AND YOU? 

Whip That Sissy!(tm)

(310) 776-5191

Hours?

24-7